Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Career Path Finder !!

Hey ,
Do you know anyone who recently passed HSC or SSC? Ask him/her , what he/she is going to after it? Most of them even don't know what are the different options are there for them to build the career. Below is the CAREER PATH FINDER which will help them to decide their career.







Saturday, August 29, 2009

my public speech :)

Hi All,

After few months gap , I am back on blogspot :)

Recently I have joined a club called "Club Communique".

The very first day , our mentor asked us a topic on which we would not be able to speak at all. She said, "You will have to come on the stage and speak on any topic except the one you are going to submit now". So everybody was very honest while disclosing a topic, so as I. Topic which I don't like,no other than "HISTORY". Now everybody was so relaxed with the hope that at least we are not going to speak on the topic which we hate most. But nobody was aware what game our mentor is going to play with us. After getting a topic from everybody, she looked at us , smiled wickedly and announced that you will have to speak on the topic which you have submitted to me :) .. everyone of us was so shocked and feared of a speech now. I remember a saying in Marathi "Aliya bhogasi asave sadar" ( means be ready for bad time always ).


I prepared my speech. My first speech on HISTORY was as follows-

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Hello everybody,

Today I am going to talk on HISTORY, the subject I used to hate most in my school days. But over a period of time I realized that history plays a very important role in our life.

First of all, what does History mean to you? Very simple definition is "Set of events which had happened in the past". However, few of our leaders defined history little differently. According to Napoleon Bonaparte, "History is a set of lies agreed upon". Similarly, as per Konrad Adenauer, "History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided".

But for me, "History is an ability to look back". Just imagine if our leaders could not look back at World War-II. How would they understand what should not be done in case of conflicts.

We can learn and improve by studying events occurred with our ancestor. But have you ever thought that these historical events might not have been written fairly, impartially.

Let me ask you a question related to Mahabharata. How many of you know the real name of Duryodhan? "He is actually named as Suyodhan which means a great warrior, he changed his name to Duryodhan which means impossible to conquer, many people have misconception that he is been called as duryodhan because of his misdeeds". This reminds me of a very good quote , "History is written by the victors". I guess, had the Kauravas, won the war, we would have had read a very different version
of Mahabharata. I strongly believe that history is just a view of particular events. If two people are writing something about a same event, they may end up describing it completely differently. Let me give you an example, if two people, one from New York and one from Iraq, are writing on US-Iraq war, they will picture a completely different story about the war, and depending on which author you decide to read, you
will have different opinions about the same even.

History is not only regional, it can be personal too. We could learn loads of things from our ancestors. How did they handle things thrown at them? Since they could face those, we also should be able to. What went wrong? What could have been avoided? Etc.

Couple of days back I was having discussion about this speech with my team-mates. My team-lead made a very brilliant statement that "History can not be complete without MASALA".

Just imagine, if our history books contains events with its date. For example, "Shivaji Maharaj won battle of Pratapgad against Afzal khan on 30-Nov-1659".
Will such a history book excite students to read it? That's the main reason history is been written with very interesting stories.

In summary, History is very important in our lives.

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A LOT OF "RESPECT" FOR WOMEN

One of my friend, (desperately wanted to mention his name here,
but he may reply back by writing some wonderful blogs about me),
respects women a lot. In our office canteen, we were discussing about
two girls. He promptly entered into the discussion and said, "Don't
you think that these two girls look similar?" We glanced at both of
them and none of us found them "similar".

After lunch we came down stairs and were chatting about something
important. Again, fortunately or unfortunately, two girls were walking
towards us. My dear friend was at it again. This time, he
whispers,"Are these girls twins?" Dono ek jaise hi lagte hai (Both
look similar). We glanced at them carefully, but again none of us found them
"similar". I mean their faces were so different or at least appeared
so to me.

Then, we got into a discussion to try to figure out his meaning of
"similarity". Next, the obvious question - "What do you mean by
similar?". He gave us general replies and nothing seemed unusual.
Just at that time, one among us commented - "Their faces are so
different"

Well, the puzzle was solved by that comment in seconds. Any guesses??

The basic problem with our dear friend is that "he never looks at the
face of women". Well ..... We then looked at the two girls from his
perspective and we found them strikingly similar as well.

I jokingly asked, "Why don't you look at their face man". He replied
in muted voice, "I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR WOMEN".

We all started laughing. Some respect, I must say.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

CAN YOU BE "UBIQUITOUS"?

I was going through an editorial of Sunday Times and came across a word “UBIQUITOUS”. Tried to guess the meaning with respect to the sentence but could not do so because of statement complexity. Fortunately my computer was on so I just typed that word at http://www.answers.com/. This site gave me a meaning of the above word - “Being present everywhere at once”. Synonym is OMNIPRESENT. When I looked at the meaning I could not control my laugh. No guys, I have not gone mad to laugh at meanings of each and every word that comes across my way. This word’s meaning represents someone I know and he is no other than my BOSS. I always discuss about his presence with my colleuage, exactly like UBIQUITOUS. You go anywhere in the company such as smoking zone, break-out , car parkings, library, canteen, lift or any floor for that matter, you are definitely going to see him. The first thing that comes in a mind is that does he has his clones around and if so, how many of them? :)

Are you planning to take GMAT/CAT/SAT/GRE?

Hey Folks,

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All the best.